Employee of the Month

Dr. Einstein

::This meeting is held outdoors near the Galaxy City Campus. While the sounds of Hellions ditching school can be heard down the street, a gathering of bikers, archeologists, and what appears to be some ravers are all sitting outside together.::

::Bolt Crank lumbers up to the front steps:: "Greetings everyone. Thank you for attending Dr. Einstein's much belated Promotion and Recognition ceremony. This wonderful lass posseses many powers, the most important of which is her perfect genetic structure, allowing her to never sleep. Either that, or she stole my magic coffee pot. The good Doctor has done much for moral since joining the Archeology Department, we are very glad to have her with us, and hope that she never loses her sense of humor."

"Dr. Einstein gave me some notecards on her history, and to be honest, i'm apprehensive about reading them. But, I guess at this point in time no one cares about one's past history, mine isn't perfect either now is it? Anyway, on to a better story, that of Dr. Gina Einstein."

::The projector flickers::

As the daughter of Albert Einstein and a Playboy Playmate, the young Gina Einstein strove to be better than her parents. Getting PhD's in Biology, Physics, Chemistry, and Pottery, she went to work to be the greatest scientist Paragon City has known! She also had to work nights at the Bada-Bing club as a topless pole dancer, because lets face it, she had to pay for all those damn PhD's somehow.

It was while she was working on a science experiment at her home in Astoria (it wasn't called Dark Astoria then) involving Electricity, Energy, and an undisclosed substance that caused the horrific disaster that forever blocked the sun in Astoria causing perpetual fog. Even though it may be her fault, we'll just blame it on the Banished Pantheon since they were trying to conjure up Adamaster at the same time.

The accident caused the young Dr. Einstein to be able to harness the powers of energy and electricity. She quit her side job to fight against the forces of evil and study more on magical artifacts to try and reverse the effects of her experiment in her home town. Hopefully with the help of the other students and professors at The Paragon University Archeology Department, a solution can be found...if not it's back to the Bada-Bing Club for our pal, Dr. Einstein.

Dr. Einstein's Centerfold fillout
Turn Ons: Sense of humor, Intellegince, Likes penut butter. Turn offs: Talking with mouth full, Bad Teeth, and pulling too much aggro. Ein's Dancing Mmusic